Thanks a lot, Vancouver.

I didn’t think I could hate you guys any more then I already did. Even when I’m cheering for you (well, ok, not cheering , but hoping for a Detroit loss), you guys go out there and shit the bed with that. 2 goals in 5 seconds? That’s Edmonton bad. At least Edmonton can use the “we really suck” excuse for allowing a goal with .2 seconds left, but you guys have nothing to fall back on. Couldn’t Burrows have pulled off some random piece of douchebaggery to stop Zetterberg? Couldn’t that dickhead Kesler have hit the net with 30 seconds left? Howard had left more net open there then Curtis McElhenney does on a per-game basis! Luongo wasn’t even flopping when they scored! I know, it surprised me too!

Well, look at it this way: by the transitive property, you guys are now worse then Edmonton.

Go Screw Yourselves,

Justin

Edit: Special mention to Iggy for beating the shit out of that asshole Ryane Clowe, and to apologize for the excessive swearing.

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  1. March 21, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    I immediately thought of this kind of dear Vancouver letter. It’s the anti-Walk Invisible love letter!

    But seriously, how do they let that OT winner in?

  2. Justin Azevedo
    March 21, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    Because they are real dicks. Not much else to say.

  1. April 2, 2010 at 1:08 pm

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